Everyone has six names.

1. Your Real name:
Michael Jackson

2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): 
Orange Lemur

3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): 
Anthony El Dorado

4. Your Star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last):
Jacan Mison

5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left):
White Wall

6. Goth name (Black and one of your pets):
Black London

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want

want

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towritelesbiansonherarms: dezidesire: “Here zombies, have some Doritos while I casually call for help” ha i got a …. webcam and a V for vendetta mask Since I’m on my phone, looks like I’m fighting bare handed.

towritelesbiansonherarms:

dezidesire:

“Here zombies, have some Doritos while I casually call for help”

ha

i got a …. webcam and a V for vendetta mask

Since I’m on my phone, looks like I’m fighting bare handed.

7 months ago
rainbowthundercunt: Every day.

rainbowthundercunt:

Every day.

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towritelesbiansonherarms:

bettynewbie:

Anderson Cooper, marry me.

did he say this? DID HE?

I want to have his babies.

despite my lack of a womb.

Most definitely not real, but still funny as shit.

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luckpushedmefirst:

I am bored, so here’s my face.

i like your face

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towritelesbiansonherarms: darthzems: everybodyska: anarchoskater: bitch-spit: creativwasabi: Topic of the day… The Hulk vs Superman. Who would win this fight? …..^ i have no fucking clue…supermans only weakness is kryptonite..but the hulk is pretty fucking tough too.. unfortunately it would be superman, as is said, his only weakness is kryptonite, so, yknow, unless the hulk accidentally’d the kryptonite, then, it would be superman, it sux that superman would win against batman (but probably not, because of his magic powers of conjouring just what he needs from his belt) The hulk vs. superman: who would win? I would. Hulk.  No contest.  He’s literally one of the strongest beings in the universe.  Superman would get a sore vagina just from looking at him. Only weakness is kryptonite? I don’t remember doomsday using kyrptonite when he beat him to death with his fists. Superman is overrated. DC have given him so many boosts over the years it’s pathetic. He had a weakness to magic which people used to beat him.. so they removed that weakness. They invented sun dipping to give him silly amounts of power. ANYWAY! Doomsday beat superman to death. And hulk>doomsday So Hulk>superman LOGIC! Only way supes can not lose is if he battle field removes the hulk. Maybe toss him into space. But then at some point hulk would come back.. and he’d be PISSED! Superman, already did it in the marvel dc cross over.. Although with the reboots I say it’s time for a rematch.

towritelesbiansonherarms:

darthzems:

everybodyska:

anarchoskater:

bitch-spit:

creativwasabi:

Topic of the day… The Hulk vs Superman. Who would win this fight?

…..^ i have no fucking clue…supermans only weakness is kryptonite..but the hulk is pretty fucking tough too..

unfortunately it would be superman, as is said, his only weakness is kryptonite, so, yknow, unless the hulk accidentally’d the kryptonite, then, it would be superman, it sux that superman would win against batman (but probably not, because of his magic powers of conjouring just what he needs from his belt)

The hulk vs. superman: who would win?

I would.

Hulk.  No contest.  He’s literally one of the strongest beings in the universe.  Superman would get a sore vagina just from looking at him.

Only weakness is kryptonite? I don’t remember doomsday using kyrptonite when he beat him to death with his fists.

Superman is overrated. DC have given him so many boosts over the years it’s pathetic. He had a weakness to magic which people used to beat him.. so they removed that weakness. They invented sun dipping to give him silly amounts of power.

ANYWAY!

Doomsday beat superman to death.

And hulk>doomsday

So Hulk>superman

LOGIC!

Only way supes can not lose is if he battle field removes the hulk. Maybe toss him into space. But then at some point hulk would come back.. and he’d be PISSED!

Superman, already did it in the marvel dc cross over.. Although with the reboots I say it’s time for a rematch.

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